These are two actual conversations that I have held. No name will be used as I am a HUGE jerk and... Well... I should really never be allowed to talk:

2/18/2007
Me - Hey... I'm a little confused
Boy- As to what...???..
Me - Well we are inside a bar and it's 1:30 in the morning and your friend is wearing sunglasses...???...
Boy - Sweetie. My Friend got shot in the face and last his eye. He's a little self conscious.

Last night 3/11/2007
Me - Yo! Can you do me a favor??
Boy - whats that love
Me - Your boys pants are *sagging* and no one wants to see he bottom, could you ask him to pull them up
Boy - Ohhhh... Thats wrong.
Me - ?
Boy - My friend has a prosthetic leg and can't feel when his pants are drooping... ... But yeah I'll tell him
Me - Ummm...
Boy - Hey *name*, This girl over here says no one wants to see you ass, PULL UP YOUR PANTS
Pants Boy - >pulls pants to ankles< is this better???
Me - hanging head in shame

****I'm really bad at making friends****