Ok class… What did we learned today?- Tan-zilla has no business giving her man friend rim jobs in public- Dear Tan-Zilla, the next time you show up in the 3rd fucking period, I will be required by law to pull out your HORRIBLE extensions and *slap you with the scalp skin attached. Also, please note, that I will punch your husband in his uterus. I'm pretty sure he has one and he also lacks a penis.- Boys that try to impress girls at hockey games are brain-less… That's right, I said brain-less. *If there is a girl at a hockey game, that doesn’t look like tan-zilla and/or Fatty McNasty, she probably knows what is going on and doesn’t want to hear the smelly filth coming out of you mouth.- With the above being said, could God/Satan please remove Fatty McNasty from Earth. Acid Wash face and FUPA's scare small children and myself.- I am not allowed to die until the world has been conquered by both Sarah and myself. BUT in the event I do die, I am required to come back as a demon and/or EVIL ghost that rides a 10 speed. I'm just saying… It's Satan's fault.- When riding my 10 speed, the law requires a helmet be worn at all times, mine will be pink with flowers. I dare you to laugh.- People that are usually stupid at work and all the sudden become nice are either sick or dying. I find that it should be my civic duty to put them out of their (A.K.A. my) misery. Yes, kill them.- Most boys are really creepy… This includes, but not limited to: Baldies, Widow's Peak, Car Sales man, Bank Teller, any male that is not Canadian, and Alien Faces.- Canadian's enjoy LOVE brownies, in case you were wondering.- If you go to the movies, BEWARE!!!!- Jen = BAD and rubbed off and has made Sarah = BAD- Cookies at lunch time are the best in the world and make me smile.- I am no longer allowed to eat babies. Period. Sarah says it's bad, especially if we are going to open a day care. I don’t get it… ???- With the above being said, I am not allowed to pull of fake baby hair. **why would you do that to a child anyway?- You mention MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice one time and you are labeled as a freak- With the above being mentioned, if you ask someone if they put on hammer pants and dance in the mirror when they go home, THEY REALLY THINK YOU'RE A TARD.-Getting carded to buy Dayquil is stupid. Getting carded to buy Dayquil followed by, "Have a nice life if I never see you again, by the cahier, SUPER CREEPY and stupid.