So... I don't feel like working at all today, huh obviously... ... I think I just want to talk shit mostly.
Alright so I work at The New AT&T (aka Cingular). I was hired to be "Kronos Support", meaning - - - I created servers, tested them and blew them up (GEEK STREET). I did this so that we (the company) would have these mega servers for when the 2 companies merged. Well... ... ... I was no longer needed in that department after the merge (thank Jeebus) so I transfered to the Tax & Garnishment department of Payroll. That's right... I'm the ass hole-ee-o that granishes wages. I like the whole power feeling (lame). I work in the corporate building in Plano/Frisco area and its... how you say... BLAH. Seriously if I didnt make bank I wouldn't drive 28 miles to work. Because... Believe you me, as much as I love (aka do not love) 2 hours of traffic each way, I would never want to work with actual "people". So, right now I just deal with Lawyers that don't get "their" money fast enough and employees that don't think they should have to pay child support for the 19 kids they have via email... ... Fun, I know. But...
What am I getting at???
Ok... So I used to work kinda with the "techies", I had to sit in that group. Since I have changed departments (still) have not moved and I'm hating life these days. For a while there was the lady that would bang on her keyboard and... ... and... ... AND it would irritate the living FUCK out of me. There was the other lady that asked 400 times a day what the paydate was, when the close out was, can she go into the system and key in the lines, & why are the servers down (she was in the wrong one most of the time)... blah blah blah. Well, neither one of them work here anymore :):) So, for a while, I only had to deal with one person and I love that chick. She's damn funny... Yesterday they hired the new guy, his name is Art. Ok... Overly smart people freak me out.
1 - he stares at me (but I do wear low cut shirts... SO... )
2- his pants are really short
3- he has uber greasy hair
4- he has weird glasses that freak me out
5- he smells like fried chicken and I can smell it as i type this out.
Ummm... Back to number 5 - I thought maybe big boy ate some for lunch and he just reeeeaaallllyyyy enjoyed himself... NO!!! He smells like it today also, And on top of it all.. ....
Someone in the group was eating bacon this morning so it smells like fried bacon chicken.
GROSS
Alright so I work at The New AT&T (aka Cingular). I was hired to be "Kronos Support", meaning - - - I created servers, tested them and blew them up (GEEK STREET). I did this so that we (the company) would have these mega servers for when the 2 companies merged. Well... ... ... I was no longer needed in that department after the merge (thank Jeebus) so I transfered to the Tax & Garnishment department of Payroll. That's right... I'm the ass hole-ee-o that granishes wages. I like the whole power feeling (lame). I work in the corporate building in Plano/Frisco area and its... how you say... BLAH. Seriously if I didnt make bank I wouldn't drive 28 miles to work. Because... Believe you me, as much as I love (aka do not love) 2 hours of traffic each way, I would never want to work with actual "people". So, right now I just deal with Lawyers that don't get "their" money fast enough and employees that don't think they should have to pay child support for the 19 kids they have via email... ... Fun, I know. But...
What am I getting at???
Ok... So I used to work kinda with the "techies", I had to sit in that group. Since I have changed departments (still) have not moved and I'm hating life these days. For a while there was the lady that would bang on her keyboard and... ... and... ... AND it would irritate the living FUCK out of me. There was the other lady that asked 400 times a day what the paydate was, when the close out was, can she go into the system and key in the lines, & why are the servers down (she was in the wrong one most of the time)... blah blah blah. Well, neither one of them work here anymore :):) So, for a while, I only had to deal with one person and I love that chick. She's damn funny... Yesterday they hired the new guy, his name is Art. Ok... Overly smart people freak me out.
1 - he stares at me (but I do wear low cut shirts... SO... )
2- his pants are really short
3- he has uber greasy hair
4- he has weird glasses that freak me out
5- he smells like fried chicken and I can smell it as i type this out.
Ummm... Back to number 5 - I thought maybe big boy ate some for lunch and he just reeeeaaallllyyyy enjoyed himself... NO!!! He smells like it today also, And on top of it all.. ....
Someone in the group was eating bacon this morning so it smells like fried bacon chicken.
GROSS
posted by jen at 8:46 AM
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