The Good, Bad and Random of 06

-Good-
*Stuck it out at this job and finally got a promotion. Hello 10k a year incentive
*Totally made new friends and they all happen to be girls (oh snap)
*Went to California and didn't have to pay for it (thx Dfresh)
*Found out who my best friend really is (that’s right, YOU)
*Grampy beat his cancer
*My brother broke up with the hairy monster
*I realized that I do love being in love but being his property is fucking stupid
*Casey finally found true happiness
*Got to go to R.O.T. for the first time EVER
*OMG I'm popular
*Matt and the blonde cow split up
*Mark and Ellen bought a house
*Erok wrote off Amy
*Nicolette moved back to Dallas (bestie)
*No matter how bad I mess up and no matter how close I am to losing everything, Moms is always there for me.
*Dollar beer night
*Mike with the creepy eye always buys us drinks (I think he likes you girl)
*I love Neko's mom. Her and my moms are freaking the same man.
*I LOVE CHERIE ANSTEY
*Indian Casino
*The lady that has lizard lips and BANGS on her keyboard QUIT (allllllready)
*The lady that looks like a lama quit
*I got new Sublime
*Lipgloss
*cheese fries from Snuffers
-Bad-
*That guy Wil
*Moving to Allen (lame ass) Texas
*Getting back with Zach
*Erok liking Amy of a min
*Mattie moved to Madison
*Neko moved to California
*Grampy got cancer
*Breaking up with Zach
*Having to move back in with my Parents
*Chuco and Cheeks couldn’t come with me when I moved
*hahahahah, Getting in a fist fight with Zach after we split and having to go to the hospital. I did get a gnarly scare and the mens love it. Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Four fist fights
*One jailing
*Fucking douche bag Garland cops
*Juana Died
*Dawn has cancer
*Ford's dad died
*My car was broken into
*Two car accidents while I was driving
*Car was fucking demolished in front of my parents house
*Jonna moved to Tulsa
*Got chased to my car at 2 in the morning by the crazy homeless Cholo
*Food poisoning

-Random-
*Vertically my foot is longer than the tile in the bathroom at work. Diagonally my foot is shorter than the tile in the bathroom at work.
*The old blonde lady that Is always in Deep Ellum worked for the Wilhelmina Agency in New York, fucking nuts
*Motor boating is funny every time it happens… I don’t care, it never gets old.
*Everyone I work with resembles an animal, and the funniest one is the Musk Rat
*No mater how many times the following line is said I laugh my ass off, "I want some fuckin FRENCH TOAST"
* I have 24 freckers on the front of my right arm, five of which are in the shape of the big dipper.
*Apparently you cant take a cab 50 miles to the nearest strip club in Reno, your friends think you're crazy. Furthermore, trying to buy strippers in the casino makes you look even more crazy
*the quote "CRACK IS WHACK" is the best quote ever. Well… next to "Crunk or Die"
*black hair is the best hair
*All Dallas local bands suck, except for one
*LADYTRON
*Girls don’t like it when you call them out and you're right. They usually want to fight you.
*The music goes all night
*Every thought I have is usually in cartoon form. It makes things a lot better.
*Hair Dolls in your car is not funny, it's really scary. Who ever put it there really scared me.
*4390116 - call it
*No matter what, when people see the Virg they are going to ask "Are you Catholic" and I should just start saying "No I'm a jew"
*Pablo Francisco is funny
*Dallas Stars games are so effing fun
*Stephen thinks the tattoo on my wrist look like dirt
*shaving your arms is really attractive.
*Blue cotton candy
*I love tons of ice in my ice water, Neko knows
*Dallas girls hate
*as discussed last night, you have to have tattoos to be cool
*there is something about when the lady with the Camel Toe wears leather pants, I stare
*flashing the bar tender usually gets you kicked out of the bar (not me)
*when drinking the phrase Emancipation Proclamation is really fun to say
*urban cowboys are funny
*team captains are even funnier
*if you can touch your index finger and your pinky tips, you are a witch
*I hate staples and it's really strange that our supply closet never has paperclips. With this being said, I hate when other departments get my mail and staple the envelope to the damn document.
*pizza sounds really good right now
*ok so, my parents grow tomatos and pops put these little tin trays on the plants. They are supposed to scare off the birds. Well, they were having a cook out and someone asked, "What are you growing over there?" and I said, "Canned tamatos!" yeah... ONE PERSON LAUGHED! That's really funny!!! CANNED TOMATOS!!!! thanks Neko you get it...