So, I have a lot planned for the next couple of months... Shreveport, Houston, The West Hampton’s… … …

The one and ONLY thing I am actually looking forward to is retirement, and all of these mini trips are to hold me over for when that day comes. ?Retire? Yes yes yes… I will be retiring next year, with Sarah, and we will be moving to Canada and opening a day care. Ha ha ha ha ha… Yes for children. I swear I won’t eat them, as I have mentioned it in the past and I apologize to all of those families.

Where, what, WHYYYY?

Ok, so Sara and I share a love for Professional Hockey players. Nope… I take that back! We share a love for Canadian men, and basically we sedate them and marry them w/o their permission. This is the reason for all of the mini trips that were mentioned above (Canadian Mens). So, we go to Hockey games, share our “love brownies” with the player that we love and marry them.

Now that you understand why we are moving (men), I would like to share a bit of GOOD news… Sarah and I married today. I know it’s sudden, but she is my conscious… … She helps me from stealing crony dogs from little kids, stabbing people, cutting off faces to make jerky for the family dog, pulling hair and slapping people with scalp skin and most importantly… She has warned me of the dangers of Cherry beer. I know I know… She puts up with a lot, but this is because… … … Well… … I hate to break the news to you this way… … But we are taking over the world and we find that Canada will be the best place to do this.

Wish us luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And come visit before we leave!