Like I do every afternoon, I take my little break.
Today I went and brushed my teeth, like always, and went back to my desk to check my horoscope.


*Sneeze*

I use a little Germ-x and head to my desk drawer for some lotion.
I flip open the top, squirt a little into my palm and that's when it happens... ... ...
I close my eyes and inhale. As I exhale the memories start to .

*January 2006*

I was living in an apartment in Allen Texas with a girl named Nicole. I was dating a guy named Wil and Casey was probably my best friend at the time other than Nicolette. It was really cold outside and I was laying on the floor watching Clerks, the animated version... I look behind me and he says, "You are the love of my life... I'm so glad we are together... ... And by the way, Heather has hired a PI that's been following you."

"WHAT!?!" - me

"Yeah, she's going to use you in court so that I cant see my kids." - him

"DOUBLE WHAT!?!" - me

"It will be ok... Just as long as I have you, nothing else matters." - him


*LAUGHING*

Mannnnnn... ... ... Funny ass shit. I wonder what that guy is up to these days...

hahahahahahahaha