you know he's in to you when...

you show up 2 hours late for dinner and he still kisses the tip of your nose and tells you how pretty you are.

I think I may try keeping this one.

Quote of the Day...


"It's the little things... like carpet fuzz."

Love me until I die... .... .... .... ....

ring ring ring... ... ...
ring ring...

"Hey this is Jenny, leave me a message with your number and I will call you back when I can. BYE!"


"Sneeze… Oh… Bless me…giggle giggle
Hey Super Hipster give us a call. We need you to come over with your studded belt and your cool misfits patches on your denim Jacket.
And we got some photos that we need to take. We want to do a scene of you as the virgin mary. So… ummm.. Gimme a call, k , peace"

ring ring ring...
ring ring...

"This is Eric. Call me back. Peace"

"MISSING:
*studded belt
*red lip stick
*denim jacket with Misfits patches

*** Any coolness that I have lost due to becoming a hipster ***

------------------------------> Hipster for life she says to stinky river rat."




Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

My Dude Bros are funny.

Seriously... I don't know how I did it, but I ruined Easy-Mac

-----> Shame I tell you

Carl moved back to Dallas from Austin over the weekend (HUGE SMILE) and Jonna is going to be here for FIVE DAMN DAYS(HUGEST SMILE AND TEARS)

life is wonderful...

I'm sick and I hate life.

So I refer to Friday's as "Data Entry Death Day"… This is the day I have to log all the work I've done for the week and let me tell you my friends, it is uber boring. It usually takes me twice as long as the rest of the "team" as I have a day dreaming problem/A.D.D.. I used to log onto My Space and spizzle it up all day but that's been blocked. I moved to You-Tube and would watch Little Loca and Silent Girl, that's been blocked too. Now I'm forced to actually work, well kinda. But you know what I realized?? I have a crazy imagination… Crazy I tell you. CRAZY!
After a year and a half of these D.E.D.D's I have learned a few things about myself and the others around me. If you have a few minutes I would like to share the activities of my Friday's. This is more than likely going to be in list form as I am lazy.

I fit the following food items in my mouth at one time (PS- this was all in contest form):
- an entire pack of the Polar Ice
- 5 pieces of Watermelon Bubblicious
- 7 fire Jolly Ranchers
- 9 Blue Raspberry Jolly Ranchers
- 5 baby carrot sticks
- 3 celery stick halfers with P.B.
- 2 boxes of raisins
- Half a Pop Tart
- 5 boxes of Nerds
- 6 Tootsie Rolls
- 8 ice cubes

The following people look like the following animals (initials only will be used):
- A.R. looks like a giraffe
- C.B. looks like a musk rat and/or a weasel
- A.S. looks like a wooly mammoth
- L.B. looks like Lizard Lips and/or a Komodo Dragon
- A.S. looks like a little seal
- P.W. looks like a hound dog
- R.G. looks like a spider monkey
- D. (don’t know last name) looks like a lama
- P.L. looks like a cat and/or cat lady
- A.S. looks like a polar bear
- L.K. looks like a ring tailed lemur
- C.R. looks like a mother goose
- B.L. looks like a pony

This is random things that I have discovered on Fridays:
- it takes approx 35 seconds to scroll from cell one to cell 1,000 on an excel spread sheet
- I can sign my name 232 times on a regular piece of note book paper (front and back)
- I can sign my name 150 times in a piece of Steno Pad paper (front and Back)
- Stephen always wins at Thumb War
- I can throw 10 push pins at a time at my bulletin board and none of them will stick (no matter how many times I try)
- I can fit 3 staples in my nose ring hole
- I can listen to Bad Fish 389 times in a row before I forget that I'm counting
- I used the bathroom 14 times in one day (I drank 17 glasses of water. One after the other… I was bored)
- It takes 5 post it pads to cover one half of my desk
- 32 paper clips will stick to my SPAM magnet


Ok.. I guess this boring now.
HAPPY DATA ENTRY DEATH DAY

Let me tell you how much I love traffic.

I DON'T.

thank you

The Good, Bad and Random of 06

-Good-
*Stuck it out at this job and finally got a promotion. Hello 10k a year incentive
*Totally made new friends and they all happen to be girls (oh snap)
*Went to California and didn't have to pay for it (thx Dfresh)
*Found out who my best friend really is (that’s right, YOU)
*Grampy beat his cancer
*My brother broke up with the hairy monster
*I realized that I do love being in love but being his property is fucking stupid
*Casey finally found true happiness
*Got to go to R.O.T. for the first time EVER
*OMG I'm popular
*Matt and the blonde cow split up
*Mark and Ellen bought a house
*Erok wrote off Amy
*Nicolette moved back to Dallas (bestie)
*No matter how bad I mess up and no matter how close I am to losing everything, Moms is always there for me.
*Dollar beer night
*Mike with the creepy eye always buys us drinks (I think he likes you girl)
*I love Neko's mom. Her and my moms are freaking the same man.
*I LOVE CHERIE ANSTEY
*Indian Casino
*The lady that has lizard lips and BANGS on her keyboard QUIT (allllllready)
*The lady that looks like a lama quit
*I got new Sublime
*Lipgloss
*cheese fries from Snuffers
-Bad-
*That guy Wil
*Moving to Allen (lame ass) Texas
*Getting back with Zach
*Erok liking Amy of a min
*Mattie moved to Madison
*Neko moved to California
*Grampy got cancer
*Breaking up with Zach
*Having to move back in with my Parents
*Chuco and Cheeks couldn’t come with me when I moved
*hahahahah, Getting in a fist fight with Zach after we split and having to go to the hospital. I did get a gnarly scare and the mens love it. Hahahahahahahahahaha
*Four fist fights
*One jailing
*Fucking douche bag Garland cops
*Juana Died
*Dawn has cancer
*Ford's dad died
*My car was broken into
*Two car accidents while I was driving
*Car was fucking demolished in front of my parents house
*Jonna moved to Tulsa
*Got chased to my car at 2 in the morning by the crazy homeless Cholo
*Food poisoning

-Random-
*Vertically my foot is longer than the tile in the bathroom at work. Diagonally my foot is shorter than the tile in the bathroom at work.
*The old blonde lady that Is always in Deep Ellum worked for the Wilhelmina Agency in New York, fucking nuts
*Motor boating is funny every time it happens… I don’t care, it never gets old.
*Everyone I work with resembles an animal, and the funniest one is the Musk Rat
*No mater how many times the following line is said I laugh my ass off, "I want some fuckin FRENCH TOAST"
* I have 24 freckers on the front of my right arm, five of which are in the shape of the big dipper.
*Apparently you cant take a cab 50 miles to the nearest strip club in Reno, your friends think you're crazy. Furthermore, trying to buy strippers in the casino makes you look even more crazy
*the quote "CRACK IS WHACK" is the best quote ever. Well… next to "Crunk or Die"
*black hair is the best hair
*All Dallas local bands suck, except for one
*LADYTRON
*Girls don’t like it when you call them out and you're right. They usually want to fight you.
*The music goes all night
*Every thought I have is usually in cartoon form. It makes things a lot better.
*Hair Dolls in your car is not funny, it's really scary. Who ever put it there really scared me.
*4390116 - call it
*No matter what, when people see the Virg they are going to ask "Are you Catholic" and I should just start saying "No I'm a jew"
*Pablo Francisco is funny
*Dallas Stars games are so effing fun
*Stephen thinks the tattoo on my wrist look like dirt
*shaving your arms is really attractive.
*Blue cotton candy
*I love tons of ice in my ice water, Neko knows
*Dallas girls hate
*as discussed last night, you have to have tattoos to be cool
*there is something about when the lady with the Camel Toe wears leather pants, I stare
*flashing the bar tender usually gets you kicked out of the bar (not me)
*when drinking the phrase Emancipation Proclamation is really fun to say
*urban cowboys are funny
*team captains are even funnier
*if you can touch your index finger and your pinky tips, you are a witch
*I hate staples and it's really strange that our supply closet never has paperclips. With this being said, I hate when other departments get my mail and staple the envelope to the damn document.
*pizza sounds really good right now
*ok so, my parents grow tomatos and pops put these little tin trays on the plants. They are supposed to scare off the birds. Well, they were having a cook out and someone asked, "What are you growing over there?" and I said, "Canned tamatos!" yeah... ONE PERSON LAUGHED! That's really funny!!! CANNED TOMATOS!!!! thanks Neko you get it...

Dear Buddy Christ,

I know it's only the second day of the New Year and that you are really busy... I just wanted to Thank You. You see, I just found out that the lady that sits beside me at work, yes the one that bangs on her keyboard and smacks when she eats, quit today. That is GREAT news... Please let them have someone cool move next to me.

Thank you!
Jennifer