i gotta new hat and a new book

life is GREAT

IM'ing is funny:

Im JB and Sarah.. Well she's SI


SI(08:54:57): my head feels like it's about to fall off my neck and roll around on the ground

JB(8:55:13): lemme know when it does so i can watch

SI(08:56:04): K

JB(08:56:24): but i will help you put in back on

JB(08:56:27): hahaha

SI(08:56:49): eh.... maybe we can just get me a new one??

SI(08:57:08): don't want all the crumbs and dirt on the carpet to get stuck on the bloody end

JB(08:57:21): YUCK

JB(08:57:25): that is AWESOME

SI(08:57:34): HAHAHAHA

SI(08:57:37): you're so weird

Line of the day:

"Whatever!!! You're just trying to steal my jew"

>jeffy<

These are two actual conversations that I have held. No name will be used as I am a HUGE jerk and... Well... I should really never be allowed to talk:

2/18/2007
Me - Hey... I'm a little confused
Boy- As to what...???..
Me - Well we are inside a bar and it's 1:30 in the morning and your friend is wearing sunglasses...???...
Boy - Sweetie. My Friend got shot in the face and last his eye. He's a little self conscious.

Last night 3/11/2007
Me - Yo! Can you do me a favor??
Boy - whats that love
Me - Your boys pants are *sagging* and no one wants to see he bottom, could you ask him to pull them up
Boy - Ohhhh... Thats wrong.
Me - ?
Boy - My friend has a prosthetic leg and can't feel when his pants are drooping... ... But yeah I'll tell him
Me - Ummm...
Boy - Hey *name*, This girl over here says no one wants to see you ass, PULL UP YOUR PANTS
Pants Boy - >pulls pants to ankles< is this better???
Me - hanging head in shame

****I'm really bad at making friends****

So I started bar tending in Deep Ellum... Yeah... there is definitely good monies in this BUT I dunno if this little body can handle that and day job AND no sleep.

Friday:
- Day Job 7:30 - 4:30
- Stars Game and the double AC -
- July Alley (no work) til close (two'ish)
- Party at Miss Tracy's ---> Sleepies at 11am Saturday

Saturday:
- Wake up at 2pm
- Bar with moms at 3 - HAPPY HOUR = TROUBLE
- nappy time 5:00- 6:30
- work at July from 8:00p to 3:00a
- Metro Grill (yummy yummy blueberry pancakes) with Anthony and Pee Wee
- Sleepies at 5am Sunday

Sunday:
- wake up at 11
- Stars game at 2:30 with moms
- home at 5ish
- nappy time 5:30p - 6:15p
- work at July from 7:00p to 2:30a
- Sleepies at 3am Monday

Monday (today)
- wake up at 5:45 for day job


Momma's tired....